How To Pick Up Your Girlfriend’s Friend and Not Get Caught
OK this title may be a bit misleading because there is never a foolproof way to step out on your girl and not get caught. And those who are foolish enough to mess around with someone their girlfriend knows are just begging for trouble. And sometimes, we just cannot resist…
Well this was my situation last weekend while I was out with my current semi-regular girl. We were out at a club with some friends, and some friends of friends. After a while, we ended up spending most of our time with two girls that my girl knew only a little bit, through some of her other acquaintances. And one of them was smokin’ hot. Now, we all know the situation about the girlfriend and her friends. There’s always at least one that you wish you had gotten to first, but we’re never that lucky. So what do you do?
You can’t come right out at say, “Hey, let’s run into the bathroom and have some hot ass sex!” but that would be nice! So how are you going to crack that nut? You have to be careful. No matter how smooth you think you are….girls talk. In fact, they talk more than you know. They even tell each other how you are in bed! That’s right boys they talk about you’re moves, style, technique, and yes, even sizes. I know this to be true because I’ve heard them. For that reason, do not ever try this if your relationship with your girlfriend is exclusive or if the friend in question is your girl’s BFF. Dipping into your girlfriend’s friend pool is always high risk, and if keeping your girlfriend is high priority, you must look elsewhere for a hot hookup.
So I had to think fast and carefully. You see my girl is great, but sometimes you just want to try the other flavors in the candy store. You know, you don’t want to buy, just a free sample. The girl in question was a hot little Dominican number with dark skin, blond highlights, smooth features and a body that was just screaming…”Ride me like the Pony Express!” And damn, did I want to deliver the mail!
Since my girl is new, and not exclusive, I decided to play along and see if this new honey was into me. Well, we were all hanging out at that club, and I was playing it cool. I paid enough attention to my date to keep her happy, but did not act overly affectionate or touchy-feely in case my new interest was watching to assess the status of my relationship with her. With a few casual looks and a couple of lingering smiles to the hot Dominican, I was sure I had her curious.
The night was winding down, and I hadn’t had the chance to be alone with her, but I didn’t panic. As it turned out, the two girls lived in a neighborhood in the general direction where we were headed. Bingo! And of course, upon learning this, my girl offered for us to give them a ride home. My next thought was “Either the gods are smiling at me or laughing at me, and I don’t know which”.
On the way home my girl needed to stop at an ATM. Once there, she jumped out of the car, and I was left with the hot Dominican and her girlfriend. They were speaking about a hot club in their neighborhood and asked if I’ve been there. I said “No but we should we should go.” And just that easily, I exchanged numbers with the hot one. She said she would get my date’s number too, so we could all go. But what else could she say? If she didn’t it would be obvious she was into me but she didn’t want to put it out there without knowing my situation.
When we dropped them off, I noticed that the girls DID NOT mention the club to my date or get her number so that we could “all” go, so I was feeling pretty good. Today, I sent a text to the hottie, saying to give me a call later. But I also had to do some homework. I also met with my girl and asked her if she had heard from those girls. Remember what I said…girls talk! She said “No not yet. Why?” I told her that they mentioned a great club and wondered if we would like to go with them and asked if she had their number. She said she didn’t get it, but they told her they had given their number to me. Hmm, she HAD managed to talk with them about it. Wow that was close! With that info, I know I have to continue to play it cool for awhile to further assess the situation.
As for now, I’m stilling waiting for the call back but at least I’m ahead of the game. A smart man would leave this one alone, but I love the hunt too much.
So fellas, if you just can’t resist moving on your girlfriend’s friends then you better cover you bases before making a move. Or better yet just leave them alone. I know it’s easier when a door of introduction has been opened but be aware of the consequences. It’s a lot harder to meet a stranger but at least the likelihood of getting caught is a lot lower.