Keep it Clean to Keep Her Coming

A few weeks ago I was talking with another guy at a party, and of course the conversation turned to women.  He mentioned that he had recently brought home a girl from a nightclub.  He hadn’t had time that day to clean up his place, but thought nothing of it.  He brought the girl home, and he did hit, but could never get her to come back.  He thinks, and probably rightly so, that she wouldn’t come back after seeing the state of his apartment.

  Impressing women by keeping a clean house is such an easy trick, it’s almost ridiculous.  Women generally expect men to be pigs and slobs, so when they go home with a guy and find that his place is clean and has some style, they’re more than eager to come back for a repeat performance.